Hey! Someone stole my identity! Sort of.
Well, it's the most excitement I've had for some time. I wasn't able to withdraw any money at the atm today, and it gave me this ominous message: "card retained due to excessive denials." Well, I went to go check the status of my account and I saw that I was over $900 withdrawn. Hy first thought was that both of my paychecks hadn't cleared.
Anyway, I'll write more about this later.